My touchy-feely husband

What do I want to say about my husband's hands?

They are wonderful.  I love when he holds my hand (squeezing my thumb under his).  How big they look when he holds our little girl- yet small enough to line up toy soliders while playing with our son.  His hands provide income for our family, yet are never too tired to help around the house.

But, his hands do have one "bad" habit.  They can't seems to stay off of me.  He is always squeezing my breasts, slapping my butt, grabbing my hips from behind, and reaching for my crotch. 

ALWAYS.

You would think a woman would love it.  And I do.  But, when the time is right.  And the right time would be when we are alone, right?  Nope.  We get plenty of moments without an audience.  But, that doesn't mean I want to start my mornings with a tit squeeze.  And when he first comes home, I struggle to keep his eyes off my shirt and his crotch away from my behind.  My evenings are nothing more than him telling me how he wants another man to f**k me or showing me a new piece of lingerie he wants to buy me.  Can a girl just get a hug or a kiss (and not the tongue down the throat kind)?  Or hear a gentle compliment that doesn't involve the words "fuck", "ass", or "cock"?  Really is that too much to ask?

I keep telling myself that this is a compliment.

I keep telling myself that some women would LOVE to be touched just once by their husband.

I keep telling myself that this is better than him touching someone else.

Sometimes I want to laugh at the way he thinks.  Like, when I am trying to discuss family coming to town and the first sentence out of his mouth is "How many cocks do you think you could handle at once?"  REALLY?  Your Mom is coming to town and you wonder if 3 cocks are too many???!!!  No dear.  3 cocks is not too much.  One for each hole.  Now, can we please decide which room your Mom is going to sleep in? 

Sigh.  I guess I should just embrace his touch-feely hands and overly-sexed mind.  Even better, I should join in on the fun.  I could greet him with a "love pat" on the crotch and a low cut shirt when he gets home from work today. 

When you can't beat them, join them.