Thursday, January 10, 2013
New name
Well, I am changing the name of this blog. I will not be a milkmaid for much longer. Sorry guys! So "milkmaid hotwife" just isn't a good way to decribe me anymore. I just can't keep doing it forever (no matter how good it feels). I have plastic surgery coming up this spring and I've got to dry out the udders so that I get some bigger udders!
Now, I don't want to hear "But, Marie... Your breasts are perfect. You don't need surgery."
My answer to you is: I have breastfed babies and men for more than 3 years of my life. My breasts are used equipment and its time to get them looking like new again!
So, that is it. I this blog is no longer "From Boring Housewife to Milkmaid Hotwife". (Not that it really matters since I didn't get a chance to talk about being a milkmaid yet...)
I am officially changing this blog name to:
"From Housewife to Hotwife"
Monday, January 7, 2013
One day my bull will come
I am a prisoner to my hormones. Not just emotionally (as every woman is), but sexually. I have times that I could skip the idea of sex for days and times when I can't get it off my mind for even a minute.
I think and do naughty things on those days.
My poor husband was on the computer yesterday and I just had to suck him. I had to feel him grow. He was more than happy to let me have my fun. Especially since it gave him the chance to ask me if I wanted to suck another man. I looked into his eyes and happily moaned "uh huh" and sucked harder. The thought of wrapping my lips over another man's member is enough to make me jump out of my seat right now and find the nearest willing body...
(This is the part where you walk into the room. *wink wink*)
But, I am not that lucky. We keep talking about my first hotwife encounter, yet it is not yet to be. It makes for some great sex in the bedroom. And I like sexting with him while he is at work. But, that doesn't change that I am still a virgin-hotwife. All talk, no cock.
*Sigh*
I hope that someday, my prince (or should I say, bull?) will come.
I think and do naughty things on those days.
My poor husband was on the computer yesterday and I just had to suck him. I had to feel him grow. He was more than happy to let me have my fun. Especially since it gave him the chance to ask me if I wanted to suck another man. I looked into his eyes and happily moaned "uh huh" and sucked harder. The thought of wrapping my lips over another man's member is enough to make me jump out of my seat right now and find the nearest willing body...
(This is the part where you walk into the room. *wink wink*)
But, I am not that lucky. We keep talking about my first hotwife encounter, yet it is not yet to be. It makes for some great sex in the bedroom. And I like sexting with him while he is at work. But, that doesn't change that I am still a virgin-hotwife. All talk, no cock.
*Sigh*
I hope that someday, my prince (or should I say, bull?) will come.
Thursday, January 3, 2013
Should I make a resolution?
Ugh! I started this blog with the best of intentions, but of course LIFE got in the way. And then along came Thanksgiving. Then Christmas. And New Years.... What was I thinking trying to start a blog during the holidays??!!!
Stupid me.
Oh well... it's a new year! So, that means starting fresh- and that is just what I aim to do!
I guess the appropriate topic for this entry would be: new year's resolutions.
Now, I hate resolutions. They hardly ever work. Everyone has the best of intentions to change- but rarely do those changes happen. At least long term...
For example, one year that I decided that I would make it my goal to run a 5K. I was doing great training for it, then BAM! My husband's back went out on Valentine's weekend and he ended up having vertebra fused. Needless to say, his recovery was more important than my silly goal and it was forgotten.
Then, there was the year I vowed to style my hair 3 times a week.
Yeah- I'm a stay-at-home Mom. How long do you think that lasted?... ;-)
Oh, and EVERYONE wants to lose weight and makes it their resolution to do so. Then they somehow find their way to my gym during the 2 hours I am am there each day. (Don't get me wrong- I want everyone to succeed in reaching their goals. Just not while I am there!) I just have to plow through my workouts until spring- when most people make excuses to not go to the gym. Then things will get back to "normal" and I won't have to fight for the best treadmills.
Anyway, back to resolutions. I don't make them for the very reasons I just stated above. Most people fail within a short period of time. So why bother, right?
Wrong.
I've decided that I've failed in the past because I didn't have an accountability buddy. I've always made a goal, then kept it to myself. That way, nobody would notice if I fail. Sounds logical, right?
So, that is where you come in. I want you to be my accountability buddy. Make sure I keep up with my goal. So, hold me to this statement:
My resolution is to keep up with this blog. I will try to write regularly (3 times a week), but will not go longer than a week before posts.
And that is it! I want to write on this blog often. I have sooooo many fun things jogging around in my head that I would love to get on "paper". I have photos and stories and dreams that really ought to be shared. After all, what fun is it keeping naughty daydreams to myself?
Stupid me.
Oh well... it's a new year! So, that means starting fresh- and that is just what I aim to do!
I guess the appropriate topic for this entry would be: new year's resolutions.
Now, I hate resolutions. They hardly ever work. Everyone has the best of intentions to change- but rarely do those changes happen. At least long term...
For example, one year that I decided that I would make it my goal to run a 5K. I was doing great training for it, then BAM! My husband's back went out on Valentine's weekend and he ended up having vertebra fused. Needless to say, his recovery was more important than my silly goal and it was forgotten.
Then, there was the year I vowed to style my hair 3 times a week.
Yeah- I'm a stay-at-home Mom. How long do you think that lasted?... ;-)
Oh, and EVERYONE wants to lose weight and makes it their resolution to do so. Then they somehow find their way to my gym during the 2 hours I am am there each day. (Don't get me wrong- I want everyone to succeed in reaching their goals. Just not while I am there!) I just have to plow through my workouts until spring- when most people make excuses to not go to the gym. Then things will get back to "normal" and I won't have to fight for the best treadmills.
Anyway, back to resolutions. I don't make them for the very reasons I just stated above. Most people fail within a short period of time. So why bother, right?
Wrong.
I've decided that I've failed in the past because I didn't have an accountability buddy. I've always made a goal, then kept it to myself. That way, nobody would notice if I fail. Sounds logical, right?
So, that is where you come in. I want you to be my accountability buddy. Make sure I keep up with my goal. So, hold me to this statement:
My resolution is to keep up with this blog. I will try to write regularly (3 times a week), but will not go longer than a week before posts.
And that is it! I want to write on this blog often. I have sooooo many fun things jogging around in my head that I would love to get on "paper". I have photos and stories and dreams that really ought to be shared. After all, what fun is it keeping naughty daydreams to myself?
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